I have found something amazing. This will revolutionize every summer-time backyard get together from here on out. Or at least from the point you purchase this fine contraption.
Enter: Mazooka: The Marshmallow Bazooka
Ready to blow away your neighborhood with this [relatively] high-powered, soft-hitting, marshmallow artillery? We’ve shown you the Marshmallow Crossbow, but now you can use this battery-powered, micro-processor controlled Marshmallow Bazooka to launch large puffs of sugar approximately 30 feet. You can even utilize a drop-down, illuminated, cross-hair site to dial in your target. Seems perfect for that talk-a lot in the cubicle next to you at work, might have to invest in one these! ($49.95 @ MarshmallowVille)